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Wolf Larsen is an adventurer, novelist, playwright, and poet. He writes from New York City, Alaska, and around the world. His poetry and prose has been published in literary magazines around the world.

I am the Poet

I am the Poet so I tear highways out of the ground, I rip buildings out of the earth and throw them at God, I plunge my hands into your flesh and pull the human race out of your corpse, I tear poetry out of my mind and I fling poetry at the heavens and the heavens collapse with rampaging earthquakes, ---------------------------------------------------------------------------censored---------------------------------------------------------------------------------, I am the Poet and I impregnate all your wives and thus the entire human race becomes poets and sculptores and painters, and -------------------------------------censored---------------------------, I throw all the planets into orbit - I throw the earth around the sun with my curveball, I throw all the stars into the sky and then I grab all the stars into my hands and I break them and all the stars fall over the cities, I throw industry and railroads and highways across the planet, and I grab the continents and I mo!ve them because I am the Poet...
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Wolf is an adventurer who worked over eleven years as a seasonal laborer in Alaska. He worked long hours in Alaska roughly 4 months a year. He spent the rest of the year either living in New York City or traveling around the world to 45 countries.

Wolf Larsen's name came from Jack London'S book, The Sea Wolf. Jack London also wrote the famous Call Of The Wild. The correct spelling of Wolf's last name is Larsen with an E, not Larson.

Wolf's accounts about working and living in some of the most remote regions of Alaska have entertained people around the world. Large numbers of people have exclaimed to Wolf, "You should write a book about Alaska! If you do I want to read it! That's going to be one interesting book!"

Wolf wrote down his Alaskan experiences in his Unalaska, Alaska book available at Amazon.com - click for more info. In addition, Wolf has recently completed an account of his incredible travels abroad. Click for his Travel Around the World? Why Not?! book.

Wolf Larsen is an experienced and dynamic public speaker. He gave his first radio interview at the age of eleven.

Wolf Larsen has written five novels, six collections of contemporary poetry, a play, a screenplay, a monologue, a collection of short stories, a multimedia book, and a 75,000 word run-on sentence entitled The Exclamation Point!

The Exclamation Point! is a gigantic "poem" about everything - including traveling through Latin America, Europe, and Asia. Wolf was born and raised on the South Side of Chicago.
His latest novels are:
UnAlaska, Alaska
Travel Around the World? Why Not?!
and Pr*cks, C*nts, & Motherf*ckers

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